My local Sam's Club finally has soymilk -- three half-gallon cartons of vanilla-flavored Silk for US$6.76. I hate to patronize the evil empire, but until I secure cheesecloth I don't have the facilities to make my own for approximately 30 cents a gallon now.
The lactose-intolerant midget here has been behaving unbelievably well ever since the return of milk (albeit soy) to her fluid intake.
If they can't spray Ortho Novum from planes, could they drop soy milk from them? Even I'd go outside more for that.